"When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies."

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."

"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"The only limits are those of vision."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

"If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists react?"

"Blows are what awaken us and help to break the dream. They show us the insufficiency of this world and make us long to escape, to have freedom."

"When you go into court, you're putting your fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty."