"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Success is never final."

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"Mighty hard to tell the people you love you鈥檙e a failure."

"I shall despair. There is no creature loves me; And if I die no soul will pity me: And wherefore should they, since that I myself Find in myself no pity to myself?"

"You must come to terms with your wholeself. the wholeness which exceeds all our virtue and all our vice."

"I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like and if you have babies, you have babies."