"She's the original good time that was had by all."

"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."

"It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies."

"This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."

"From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

"It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull."

"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."

"Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show."

"We are what we love, not what loves us."

"Hitch your wagon to a star."

"Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production."