"Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife."

"One half of the world can not understand the pleasures of the other."

"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage."

"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret."

"Fine words! I wonder where you stole them."

"Well boys, looks like it's nu'clr combat, toe-to-toe with the Rooskies."

"PLEBEIAN, n. An ancient Roman who in the blood of his country stained nothing but his hands. Distinguished from the Patrician, who was a saturated solution."

"The Lord listens to the pryers of those who ask to be able to forget hatred, but is deaf to those who want to flee love."

"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients."