"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Part of being a hero is knowing when you don't need to be one anymore."

"No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty to their best convictions."

"Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other."

"The best place a person can die, is where they die for others."

"A cold in the head cause less suffering than an idea."

"Once conform, once do what other people do because they do it, and a lethargy steals over all the finer nerves and faculties of the soul."