"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?'"

"Computer dating is fine, if you鈥檙e a computer."

"He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch."

"You have to find a way of working that makes it dead easy to take full advantage of your inspired moments. They never hit at a convenient time, nor do they last long."

"For visions come not to polluted eyes."

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"