"The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted."

"There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together."

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."

"Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought."

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."

"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."

"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time."

"The reward for a thing well done is to have done it."

"Does the same as the system call of that name. If you don't know what it does, don't worry about it."

"None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license."

"It is not enough to succeed; others must fail."