"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"There is nothing like returing to a place that remains uncganged to find how you yourself have altered."

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."

"Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?"

"Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough."

"It's not my Goddamn planet! Understand, Monkey-Boy?"

"I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world."