"When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish."

"Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy."

"We slew the goliath of raciism,but, we now must contend with his offspring."

"I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like and if you have babies, you have babies."

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal."

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."

"HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession."

"And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the aggressor -- never its victim, whose pain is magnified when he or she feels forgotten."

"Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people's bad manners."

"Be sincere; be brief; be seated."

"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood."

"The major concrete achievement of the women's movement of the 1970's was the Dutch treat."