"The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge."

"Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace."

"A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist."

"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."

"Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is."

"Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid more than they do."

"My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso."

"Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it."

"For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex."

"You believe that easily which you hope for earnestly."

"Mr. Gates is up to his eyeballs in his knowledge of this stuff."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."