"... spell `creat' with an E.'"

"Advancements in technology have provided us the wonderful freedom to procrastinate faster than ever before."

"The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless."

"Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things."

"In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one."

"Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend."

"It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow."

"What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?"

"Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others."

"He was as fresh as is the month of May."

"He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again."

"As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is up to us."