"The fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself."

"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood."

"You don't know a woman until you have received a letter from her."

"The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that we have of expressing a sweet concord of mind to each other is by music."

"I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound."

"If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure."

"In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal."

"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't."

"The greatest achievement of the human spirit is to live up to one's opportunities and make the most of one's resources."

"If there were a verb meaning 'to believe falsely,' it would not have any significant first person, present indicative."

"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun"

"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."