"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Skill and confidence are an unconquered army."

"It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder."

"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for."

"We are here to change the world with small acts of thoughtfulness done daily rather than with one great breakthrough."